I went to WebMD

Put in that I had a lump in my throat, lightheadedness, and a pulsing headache.

It told me I was having a brain aneurysm.

IFC Film critic Matt Singer mentioned me once on twitter. It was the greatest moment of my life.

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i really really need to come out to the best friend. it will just make everything a little better.

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Dental hygienist: Are you a student?

Me: I'm on medical leave right now, I'll go back for my last year in September.

My dentist (also the mother of a high school friend and other such connections that happen in a small town): You're on medical leave?! What is it for?

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Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis,

PERFECT ENTRANCE.

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I went to the Academy Awards and "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark" broke out.

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So, I'm not watching the Oscars because Tintin was the only film I cared about this year and it wasn't nominated.

And my little sister just came in...

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