Are you that stupid? You don’t know how to kill yourself? Jesus, you people need to be killed off.

Are you that stupid? You don't know how to kill yourself? Jesus, you people need to be killed off.

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Well, you said I should kill myself and considering you are good with these matters, I thought you could give me some advice.

IFC Film critic Matt Singer mentioned me once on twitter. It was the greatest moment of my life.

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i really really need to come out to the best friend. it will just make everything a little better.

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Dental hygienist: Are you a student?

Me: I'm on medical leave right now, I'll go back for my last year in September.

My dentist (also the mother of a high school friend and other such connections that happen in a small town): You're on medical leave?! What is it for?

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Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis,

PERFECT ENTRANCE.

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I went to the Academy Awards and "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark" broke out.

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So, I'm not watching the Oscars because Tintin was the only film I cared about this year and it wasn't nominated.

And my little sister just came in...

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