Dental hygienist:
Are you a student?
Me:
I'm on medical leave right now, I'll go back for my last year in September.
My dentist (also the mother of a high school friend and other such connections that happen in a small town):
You're on medical leave?! What is it for?
... ...
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis,
PERFECT ENTRANCE.
I went to the Academy Awards and "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark" broke out.
So, I'm not watching the Oscars because Tintin was the only film I cared about this year and it wasn't nominated.
And my little sister just came in...
I cannot stand Ryan Seacrest.
Thank you, Sacha Baron Cohen.
THANK YOU.